Today me and the kids had a day at home to re-group. Been a busy few weeks and I am bloody shattered!😴
Firstly my morning starts by soaking my socks stepping in a puddle of toddler pee. 💦 It could have been much worse I guess 💩Meanwhile whilst I’m mopping up, The Tornado is running riot. He’s butt naked after wiggling out of (clothes and nappy) flashing the neighbours, standing up loud and proud at the window sill. 😮
His next trick is his new fave game ‘see how fast the spat out banana can race/fall down the wall’… 4 hours later discover this game has happened all over downstairs. There is slimy black banana deposited all over walls doors! A Bit in each room. 🍌Yuck! Then I sat on regurgitated chocolate biscuit on the sofa (he was obviously saving for later) Double yuck!
The Big boys are off sick today. Let’s just say this involves copious amounts of pooh, snot, intermittent moaning how life is so unfair! 💩🤢🤧🤒
The Twinnies are teething big time so are a little on the touchy side! They won’t be put down 👶🏻👶🏻 They demand my undivided attention 24/7 or they start wailing like a banshee, then laugh at me when I cuddle them!🐒 They’re learning all the tricks of the trade these bubbas. (But still ever so cute so forgiven instantly) They are definitely clued up in how to make noise and get get noticed in this mad house. Of course they are not feeling 100% so cuddles it is and sod the housework (again)!
Those that know me well, know I’m no domestic goddess. I get by and always have good intentions at being organised and tidy 🤦🏻♀️Easier said than done living with my lot! The house gets tidied mostly an hour before visitors come over 🤣 I HATE cooking with a passion but love eating food! I seriously can burn water though! …..Luckily Mr Maddog can can cook up a storm in the kitchen. 🥘🍝So we don’t have to eat my burnt 🔥 offerings and cold veg too often. Definitely not my forte. Anyone for takeaway? Lol.
The kids are clean, clothed, fed, loved and mostly happy so must be doing something right?! Right? 😃
I love my life 😩 ……No really I do 😍 but sometimes In the words of great philosopher Dory “just keep swimming, just keep swimming” 🐠